Christopher Stolee doesn't drink coffee but he does go to Starbucks and Caribou once in a while, sometimes even Dunn Brothers. Regular Coca Cola is the favorite drink of Christopher Stolee, although he has been drinking Coke Zero lately. Coffee is best used to dunk cookies and doughnuts, preferably someone else's coffee.
On a recent trip to Hawaii, someone gave Christopher Stolee a Kona Coffe Cigar, which wasn't that bad. Christopher Stolee has pledged that if someone gives him a Kona Coffee plantation on the Big Island of Hawaii, he will indeed start drinking coffee and liking it.
