Today we get the long awaited announcement that Brett Favre will sign with the Minnesota Vikings and lead them to the Super Bowl! Wait a minute - NO!!!!!!!!
Favre will remain retired, at least for one more day. If I was Rosenfels or TJack I would kick Childress in his jock the next time I caught him napping.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Christopher Stolee reports on the new iPhone 3G S
Christopher Stolee reports that Apple has sold over 1 million new iPhone 3G S units over the first weekend of release. Hey Apple - just imagine how many more you might have sold if there were more carrier options than just AT&T! Christopher Stolee is going to wait to upgrade his "old" iPhone 3G until there are more carrier options or there is an iPhone upgrade that's a little more exciting than the 3G S. For example an iPhone with better camera, better video, runs apps in the background etc. etc.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Christopher Stolee reports on iPhone rumors
Christopher Stolee is gearing up for the Apple Worldwide Developer Conference in San Francisco. The hot rumor is that Apple will officially announce the new upgraded iPhone at the conference instead of waiting until July as was originally speculated.
We may get answers to the many questions that have been circulating: Will the new iPhone have video? Will there be a 32gb iPhone? How will the iPhone's weak battery cope with the power drain from all the new features? Will Steve Jobs get out of his hyperbaric chamber to make an appearance at WWDC?
Christopher Stolee will watch developments closely (but from a distance) and report on the latest scoops.
We may get answers to the many questions that have been circulating: Will the new iPhone have video? Will there be a 32gb iPhone? How will the iPhone's weak battery cope with the power drain from all the new features? Will Steve Jobs get out of his hyperbaric chamber to make an appearance at WWDC?
Christopher Stolee will watch developments closely (but from a distance) and report on the latest scoops.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Christopher Stolee reports on the latest iPhone app rejection
Apple bans Jesus from the app store! According to Christopher Stolee, Apple and the App Store have rejected an iPhone app called "Me So Holy" for objectionable content and not meeting the requirements of the iPhone SDK guidelines.
The Me So Holy app basically just has a coffee mug with an image of Jesus, and users can upload their own photos to replace the face of Jesus with their own "mugs". Somehow the brownshirts that work for Apple's app review team found this to be "objectionable or possibly objectionable" - by what criteria nobody but Apple knows.
Christopher Stolee says that Apple has gone way overboard with its "objectionable content" censoring - this is the company that approved the Baby Shaker app but can't have a Jesus image on a mug? To paraphrase the Burger King commercial, are we in Russia?
The Me So Holy app basically just has a coffee mug with an image of Jesus, and users can upload their own photos to replace the face of Jesus with their own "mugs". Somehow the brownshirts that work for Apple's app review team found this to be "objectionable or possibly objectionable" - by what criteria nobody but Apple knows.
Christopher Stolee says that Apple has gone way overboard with its "objectionable content" censoring - this is the company that approved the Baby Shaker app but can't have a Jesus image on a mug? To paraphrase the Burger King commercial, are we in Russia?
Spring has Sprung for Christopher Stolee
Christopher Stolee is welcoming the spring season. Christopher Stolee finds winter to have very few benefits - snow is OK for a couple of days but beyond that it's just a real nuisance. For those who love snow and cold weather, more power to you but Christopher Stolee needs to live in warm weather 99% of the time.
The ideal seasonal calendar for Christopher Stolee would be 4 months of hot summer, 4 months of moderate fall weather, 1 month of winter and 3 months of warm spring.
The ideal seasonal calendar for Christopher Stolee would be 4 months of hot summer, 4 months of moderate fall weather, 1 month of winter and 3 months of warm spring.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Christopher Stolee says Happy Mothers Day!
Christopher Stolee would like to say Happy Mothers Day to his own mom and his mother in law as well as all the other moms out there.
According to Christopher Stolee, Mothers Day should be the actual International Workers Holiday, since it is mothers who do the most important work in the world. Take that, communists.
According to Christopher Stolee, Mothers Day should be the actual International Workers Holiday, since it is mothers who do the most important work in the world. Take that, communists.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Christopher Stolee is watching the World Series of Poker on ESPN
Christopher Stolee is viewing the World Series of Poker on ESPN. One thing Christopher Stolee can't do is play poker - the math skills just aren't there. But Christopher Stolee does enjoy watching professional poker on TV where you can see what cards everyone has.
A great TV poker show is the World Poker Tour on the Travel Channel, Christopher Stolee remembers host Vince Van Patten back when he was a pro tennis player. Vince is also the son of Dick Van Patten of TV's Eight is Enough. Did you know that Vince Van Patten was cast as the lead in The Bionic Boy, a short-lived spinoff of Six Million Dollar Man.
The bottom line is that Chris Stolee will have to be satisfied playing the free video poker game that came with his computer. No winnings are possible, but all the dollars stay in the pocket.
A great TV poker show is the World Poker Tour on the Travel Channel, Christopher Stolee remembers host Vince Van Patten back when he was a pro tennis player. Vince is also the son of Dick Van Patten of TV's Eight is Enough. Did you know that Vince Van Patten was cast as the lead in The Bionic Boy, a short-lived spinoff of Six Million Dollar Man.
The bottom line is that Chris Stolee will have to be satisfied playing the free video poker game that came with his computer. No winnings are possible, but all the dollars stay in the pocket.
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